So last night while I was home sleeping off fours nights in a row of work and a wicked sinus infection, Al went out with some friends after work. He does this a couple times a month usually and I'm always invited but usually too lazy to get dressed and drag my ass all the way to Providence. Anyway, while he was waiting for one of his co-workers at the bar, apparently this middle aged woman a.k.a cougar kept trying to engage him in conversation, making jokes, playfully touching him on the arm a.k.a flirting with him. Unfortunately, while the media portrays cougars as hot, firm, more experienced older women, this particular cougar had faded spots. And when Al didn't show more of an interest, she made her way around the bar leaving each guy sighing with relief as she walked away. Gotta feel kind of bad for her.
Later in the night, Al was conversing with one of his friends and thought he felt a tap on his shoulder, didn't notice anyone behind him so continued talking until he felt it again and saw a guy and girl behind him. This was the exchange:
Guy: "Hi, what's your name?"
Al: "Al."
Guy: "Hi Al, this is Laura. You can take it from here."
Al:"Hi Laura, nice to meet you, I'm married (shows Laura his ring)"
Guy looks knowingly at Al and discreetly shows him that his left ring finger is adorned as well.
Again, later in the night, one of the girl's friends comes up to him, throws her arm around him and says: "Sorry for trying to pawn my friend off on you, we're just trying to set her up with someone and your so hot and fit, but you're married, so good for you!"
Yes, my husband is all three of those: hot, fit and married!! Good thing he knows which side his bread is buttered on. It's nice to know I married a man that women, both young and old, find attractive! Tee hee!
Later in the night, Al was conversing with one of his friends and thought he felt a tap on his shoulder, didn't notice anyone behind him so continued talking until he felt it again and saw a guy and girl behind him. This was the exchange:
Guy: "Hi, what's your name?"
Al: "Al."
Guy: "Hi Al, this is Laura. You can take it from here."
Al:"Hi Laura, nice to meet you, I'm married (shows Laura his ring)"
Guy looks knowingly at Al and discreetly shows him that his left ring finger is adorned as well.
Again, later in the night, one of the girl's friends comes up to him, throws her arm around him and says: "Sorry for trying to pawn my friend off on you, we're just trying to set her up with someone and your so hot and fit, but you're married, so good for you!"
Yes, my husband is all three of those: hot, fit and married!! Good thing he knows which side his bread is buttered on. It's nice to know I married a man that women, both young and old, find attractive! Tee hee!
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